nature’s buffet, no reservations needed

two years old, 800 years powerful

give flops their second chance

box fits. but do i?

selective volume disorder

buzzbard

cosmic force powered by caffeine

pugicorn: bark-side of magic

final exam…firewalk

Sleep like Dracula’s worst nightmare

Open wide…and say oink

Sneezed so hard he hit follow, like, AND comment

Epicurus would’ve had a hot tub in the back

I am calm. I am centered. I am not taking orders

Agent 008: License to Crop

%2Aweeps+obnoxiously%2A
*weeps obnoxiously*
When+a+building+contracts+a+flesh+eating+disease
When a building contracts a flesh eating disease
Olympic+update+from+North+Korea
Olympic update from North Korea
Emotional+Moments
Emotional Moments
Join the conversation
Money+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+change+me
Money wouldn’t change me
Take+a+hike
Take a hike
It%26%238217%3Bs+high+time+you+backed+off.
It’s high time you backed off.
Hitler+Baby+One+More+Time
Hitler Baby One More Time
I+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+be+on+a+jury.
I shouldn’t be on a jury.
Wait+for+it
Wait for it
My+dining+table+is+also+a+giant+dry+erase+board
My dining table is also a giant dry erase board
Helicopter+Pilots+View
Helicopter Pilots View