when cats walk, the world stops

no to math, yes to myth

a true byte of coleslaw history

X-Rays and X-Rage

yep, it’s called ‘adulting,’ sweetie

no filter…just troll elegance

strategic lounging, gold medalist

Pizza, games, and mild emotional damage

call me fat again, I’ll purr

are pants optional there too?

that’s why it’s called fantasy

not all heroes wear Wi-Fi

I bring snacks, you bring property

no insults, just bird time

Who knew turtles spark?

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