micro-soft’s mega-hard-reset

10 Funny Mistranslations to Enni Piszkot

annoying amoré

helpess helping

new years devilutions

personal priorities

tired of topics

big brain bonanza

musical martyr

tortilla-less taco

fraudulant flatullence

conspiratorial confession

gaming in 2024

natural netflix

ted tips

Never+trust+a+pangwang.
Never trust a pangwang.
thee+didn%26%238217%3Bt+readeth+this+far+down%2C+shakespear%2C+belike.
thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.
%2Alaughs+nervously+in+CIA%2A
*laughs nervously in CIA*
Nobody+will+take+care+of+you.
Nobody will take care of you.
Join the conversation
Balloon+released+into+a+storm+cloud+with+a+copper+wire+hanging+down+to+Earth%3A
Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:
Potato+got+jacked%26%238230%3B
Potato got jacked…
Martian+Tindr+is+lit%26%238230%3B
Martian Tindr is lit…
Incredibly+satisfying+drawer+of+teas%26%238217%3B.
Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.
You+have+this%3F++I+have+this.+%26%238211%3B+Nestl%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+probably.
You have this? I have this. РNestl̩, probably.
I+mean%2C+how+could+you+not%3F
I mean, how could you not?
Let+the+wee+ones+drink%21
Let the wee ones drink!
Ti%5Bt%5Ds+the+season%2C+to+give+a+squeezin%26%238217%3B.
Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.