painful paid packages

little bens

food for not

grueling groceries

10 Funny 4th of July Memes because ‘Murica, F Yeah!

turtle traffic

captcha red-handed

p(iece of)c(rap)

treat treatment

sweet deal

wise animals indeed

food by the foot

silent treat(y)ment

chillin with the dogs

personal note

It%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+big+deal.+Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
When+my+crush+tells+me+he%26%238217%3Bs+single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
Some+day+I+hope+I+can+achieve+this+level+of+smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
You+did+this+to+me%21%3F
You did this to me!?
Join the conversation
It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+who+you+are%21
It doesn’t matter who you are!
Be+grateful+for+what+you+have.
Be grateful for what you have.
Join+the+Army.
Join the Army.
Is+this+everyone+in+Colorado+and+Washington+right+now%3F
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Google+these+days.
Google these days.
It%26%238217%3Bs+an+exotic+animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
I+may+be+schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
We+Febrezed+it%21
We Febrezed it!