house shifts two inches forward

airplane mode

keep carroting

budget gripping cheeks and sanity

“extinguish that vibe”

imaginary traffic cops on standby

future me deserves better

financial stability officially took flight

kitchen tools acting too sharp

one meltdown from supernova

hootcrime

he’s entering his cut era

nostalgia collapses into fine dust

unicorn still on free trial

pillows protect me from adulthood

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