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pain-be-gone

Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
They had me on the first half…
They had me on the first half…
Salem, stop this thievery.
Salem, stop this thievery.
Gotta catch ’em all?
Gotta catch ’em all?
The time dancer giveth.
The time dancer giveth.
*hardy laughter*
*hardy laughter*
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
Targetting people with disabilities.
Targetting people with disabilities.
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…
Hands.
Hands.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.