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don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don't blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
Wait a second…
Wait a second…
Feelings are mutual.
Feelings are mutual.
I want to unfriend you… but.
I want to unfriend you… but.
It’s not working!
It’s not working!
How crosswalk buttons work.
How crosswalk buttons work.
Follow that zebra!
Follow that zebra!
30 minutes later…
30 minutes later…
Attention seekers.
Attention seekers.
Inception chair.
Inception chair.
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They laughed at my crayon drawings…
They laughed at my crayon drawings…
Astronauts falling on the moon.
Astronauts falling on the moon.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Flying. Cause planking is boring.
Flying. Cause planking is boring.
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
and%2For
and/or
Join the conversation
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
Radar%21
Radar!
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Bless+you
Bless you