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Michelle Obama’s bio is wholesome.

Michelle Obama's bio is wholesome.
Words.
Words.
You underestimate my power.
You underestimate my power.
Who named this thing?!
Who named this thing?!
This could be fun…
This could be fun…
The evolution of rap.
The evolution of rap.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Freaking Yoda.
Freaking Yoda.
Who said it? Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns?
Who said it? Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns?
Words.
Words.
Tampons vs. Tea Bags
Tampons vs. Tea Bags
Yeeesss!
Yeeesss!
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Please do.
Please do.
Nice try, math…
Nice try, math…
Seuss Army Knife.
Seuss Army Knife.
If+by+Physics+you+mean+psychedelics+the+answer+is+yes
If by Physics you mean psychedelics the answer is yes
no+fear+here
no fear here
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
Join the conversation
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
I%26%238217%3Bve+traveled+the+world+and+the+seven+seas
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
nature+is+art
nature is art
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
guess+what+happens+next
guess what happens next
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
her+last+name+is+best
her last name is best