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Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
You’ll Probably Go Bananas Over This Recipe
You’ll Probably Go Bananas Over This Recipe
Fixed that for you
Fixed that for you
I has a katydid!
I has a katydid!
The Solution to Dad Jokes
The Solution to Dad Jokes
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
Things Moms Would Never Say
Things Moms Would Never Say
I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.
I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.
The Egg
The Egg
Why I am fat
Why I am fat
Dear Society, stop being so stupid
Dear Society, stop being so stupid
Santa’s fallen on hard times
Santa’s fallen on hard times
Sorry ’bout that…
Sorry ’bout that…
Reasons Reading Is Important
Reasons Reading Is Important
The pants pal
The pants pal
How+many+apples+grow+on+a+tree%3F
How many apples grow on a tree?
I+am+the+.01%25.
I am the .01%.
We%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+Petco.
We’re going to Petco.
I+don%26%238217%3Bts+sees+it.
I don’ts sees it.
Join the conversation
Reverse+successful+black+guy+meme.
Reverse successful black guy meme.
Prove+awesomeness.
Prove awesomeness.
Thank+you%2C+Sims.
Thank you, Sims.
Totally+worth+it.
Totally worth it.
I%26%238217%3Bm+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+a+waiter%21%21%21
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.
You’re doing it right.
You+know+you+do+this+too%26%238230%3B
You know you do this too…
Forever+alone.
Forever alone.