pancetta the pig

Where will you be?

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

Dude, this is the last time…

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Where do they get most of these people? Seriously?

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Comfort.

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Shark Week, commence!

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

People at modern art museums…

This is my life now…

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…