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The Ketchup Wars of 2020

Listen here, buddy…

Have it your way.

I would watch this instant replay.

David Gilmour, Lead guitar in Pink Floyd, sold his guitars for $21 mil. USD and promptly donated it to ClientEarth, an organization fighting climate change.

When you play an evil guy in GOT so well that you get cast as Hitler…

Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.

That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

Wide awake, actually.

Who cares! Shovel it in faster!

When the internet viciously attacks your grandma…

Teachers vs guns. An open dialogue.

Be good to each other.

bLuE eYeD aMeriCaN jEsUs

Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.