You are worth it. You are awesome

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

No teeth, no problem.

Let me know what you are thinking!

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

Keanu would be proud.

A beehive in all of it’s glory.

Learning to work the system.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

Fang Shui

Birtches acquired…

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

Stop whispering at me, child.

In Dubai, trees are precious.