paraprosdokian prose

it’s all about perspective

better embarrassing than boring!

the life of a programmer

the 1904 Olympic games sound wild!

the great michael caine on why he made jaws 4

he followed the instructions given

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

trying to give away his secrets before it’s too late

caught blue tongued!

goodnight handshakes don’t sound like the worst idea

all praise be to the holy cow

After 10 years, this giant corpse flower at uc santa cruz finally bloomed on august 1!

the one on the bottom left looks like he has some bad news that he’s not quite sure how to break to someone yet

this is why they’re called ghastly ghosts

it’s a me, mario!