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You Make Me A Sandwich
You Make Me A Sandwich
I would tear apart heaven and earth to find her again
I would tear apart heaven and earth to find her again
Messing with people GTA Style
Messing with people GTA Style
Summer in Canada
Summer in Canada
Reasonable logic
Reasonable logic
This makes me so happy
This makes me so happy
Gym expectations vs. Reality
Gym expectations vs. Reality
Adventure Time’s Truth
Adventure Time’s Truth
Bae has a headache
Bae has a headache
One hell of an effort
One hell of an effort
Summer is coming.
Summer is coming.
Beauty is a social concept – health isn't
Beauty is a social concept – health isn't
Where should you pee?
Where should you pee?
It’s crap like this…
It’s crap like this…
Cats Are Weird
Cats Are Weird
Written+in+stone%5Bs%5D
Written in stone[s]
I+need+your+skin%26%238230%3B+for+the+sciences.
I need your skin… for the sciences.
Fun+with+manos.
Fun with manos.
%2Ascreams+in+nazi%2A
*screams in nazi*
Join the conversation
Good+for+you%2C+though.
Good for you, though.
10%2F4ths+of+people+dislike+maths.
10/4ths of people dislike maths.
How+the+mRNA+vaccine+works%2C+basically.
How the mRNA vaccine works, basically.
People+must+love+watching+movies+with+you.
People must love watching movies with you.
Someone+started+a+diet.+It+is+not+going+great.
Someone started a diet. It is not going great.
Have+you+thought+about+a+masters+program%3F
Have you thought about a masters program?
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+teats+collide.
This is what it’s like when teats collide.
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+ten%2C+thanks.
I’ll take ten, thanks.