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Fabulous Texas weather patterns.

Fabulous Texas weather patterns.
The cutest bow tie.
The cutest bow tie.
Keep calm…
Keep calm…
I don’t even give a bother.
I don’t even give a bother.
Some new punctuation.
Some new punctuation.
I’m Sagittarius.
I’m Sagittarius.
Yes I Can…
Yes I Can…
My cat is a hat.
My cat is a hat.
Good guy movie producer.
Good guy movie producer.
Silly Ariel.
Silly Ariel.
A story of two people.
A story of two people.
Breaking news!
Breaking news!
That could have been interesting…
That could have been interesting…
Why not Zoidberg?
Why not Zoidberg?
My whole life has been a lie.
My whole life has been a lie.
Dogs are not good at escalators.
Dogs are not good at escalators.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
No+shame.
No shame.