i don’t remember this from my childhood

i live at the zoo now

sea urchins love hats

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

purr-fect

ode de febreeze

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

never letting go

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

money on gandalf

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

live laugh lobotomy

it has stories to tell

avoiding people in public is exhausting

flying is like living in the wild west