Murray does not care.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.

I could play this game.

Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…

It was worth a try, probably.

*prepares pokeball*

True to nature…

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

Moms get bored, at times.

Harambe is risen.

Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

Dodge ALL the bullets…

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰