Always a tweet…

better than drugs is an understatement

starts with a “t” i think

very important midnight task

the definition is in the spelling

is this the greatest video game discovery of all time?

I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose

and it’s a daily double!

decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got

turn off notifications

if only powerball dreams came true

mortal mario kart kombat

*in growl voice* I’m batcat

historical thirst

poo with a view

it’s morphin’ time!