I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.

I'd celebrate, but that seems too rational.

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

you know the move

you know the move

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

miracle dog

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

and now so do i

and now so do i

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out