how it should have ended

Never trust a writer.

Jokes on me…

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

How do I sign up for this?

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

*watches Netflix happily*

Take off from Australia, land in China

Get woke (mew)

How to break a heart

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Join us!

Writing is hard.

This bear naps.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Why you all mad, tho?