Muh Qween…

I… was not expecting that.

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

Forbidden mayonnaise…

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

Why did the Bernie cross the road?

Only remove a few bugs…

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

CTRL-z the bad in your life.

Here’s the thing about your investigation…

I can get behind this kind of flirting…

I wonder how much they paid Cher, circa 1977.

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

I need the 110 version, please.

Fighting coronavirus circa 1935

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn