How to tip properly.

qr codes will never run out

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

goblins don’t watch netflix

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

the coolest dog at the bar

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships