The American dream

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

when a problem comes around, you must —

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

the gym can’t fix ugly

just passing through

ikea christmas tree

the first day of school every year

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

do you even lift, nerd girl?

all of this is factual

baby faced swamp witch

political pokemon