texas is also an option

*can opener sound*

My puppy demonstrating the dog logic in this comic

The Struggle

I’d watch it.

This is my house. You are not invited, sorry.

Send pizza!

Common foods before and after humans domesticated them.

*slurp*

When you increase the contrast on a dollar…

Chris Christie and guests enjoying NJ beach — after he ordered state beaches closed

I don’t know man… It’s not that simple.

How to raise a genius

Hungry pupper enjoys his first buffet.

Forbes is patronizing us.

home sweet home