peace was never an option

Elmo need a tickle?

The vampires are doing science.

People called Brad have it easy.

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

You literally can make that up, Joey.

Today was a pretty good day.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

She mad.

Honestly, who throws a cat?

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

Cowboys like us.

Let the journalists journal.

Ban teleprompters!

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.