Mascots need drinks too…

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

We call it the toe crusher.

Well, it was worth a try.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

I would read this book.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

This sums up the problem nicely.

To cucumber is to human.

v o t e

This is a win win, win situation.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…