These sailors know what they’re doing.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

The Oregon Apocalypse

You know when you’re a kid…

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

What do I do now, even.

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

My parents are very conservative Asians.

Resist contemptible people.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Until next time.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball