pecking orders

Television: Like the Internet, but…

Television: Like the Internet, but…

How I eat spaghetti.

How I eat spaghetti.

Scumbag microwave.

Scumbag microwave.

My reaction to The Lion King.

My reaction to The Lion King.

Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.

Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.

If you fall, I’ll be there.

If you fall, I’ll be there.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

Please hang up and text me.

Please hang up and text me.

Nice turn Steve!

Nice turn Steve!

Forever alone, level 439932.

Forever alone, level 439932.

How movie previews work.

How movie previews work.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Lower standards and repeat.

Lower standards and repeat.

How to flirt, by Chemistry Cat.

How to flirt, by Chemistry Cat.