Feeling Lucky?

*peeks out of the curtain*

Book signing like a boss.
Book signing like a boss.
One of these is not like the other…
One of these is not like the other…
A story about Fiona.
A story about Fiona.
The truth about minimum wage.
The truth about minimum wage.
Reading is cool.
Reading is cool.
Here is your sign.
Here is your sign.
How to stay married.
How to stay married.
Real gangsters.
Real gangsters.
Drinking like a sir.
Drinking like a sir.
He’s got wifi…
He’s got wifi…
Why are children obese?
Why are children obese?
To do list.
To do list.
Censorship.
Censorship.
Mother of rainbows…
Mother of rainbows…
I am a cheetah!
I am a cheetah!
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
i+hurd+u+have+some+chip%2C+br%C3%B6ther
i hurd u have some chip, bröther
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+deal+that+saves+a+lot+of+money
now that’s a deal that saves a lot of money
Join the conversation
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+the+tooth%21
you can’t handle the tooth!
crazy+to+see+that+helping+a+minority+of+people+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+impact+the+majority
crazy to see that helping a minority of people doesn’t impact the majority
i+need+to+use+this
i need to use this
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+avoid+the+stare
you can’t avoid the stare
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
a+final+wave+goodbye
a final wave goodbye
I+can+vividly+feel+the+excitement
I can vividly feel the excitement