pen pals?

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

whatever you do, don’t turn around

turtle burglar

Quentin Tarantino makes the jump to television because he suddenly hates movies

beefy

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

dolphinsarecool!3

this description is way too accurate

let’s break bread together

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

you’ve got time

the followed the instructions given

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…