penguin dinosaurs!

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

modern fashion

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

set your dvr!

always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie

sometimes nothing is everything

extremely concerned, as it were

so evil i’m boring

no context crab

now that he has cappy literally everyone

asking the important questions today

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit

the suite life tried to teach us

better safe than life in prison