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reverse john wick
reverse john wick
we need to adopt a new term
we need to adopt a new term
who put you up to this???
who put you up to this???
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
she’s come for your soul
she’s come for your soul
finding beauty in the broken
finding beauty in the broken
voodoo as a last resort
voodoo as a last resort
why stop at just one watermelon?
why stop at just one watermelon?
for glory!
for glory!
halloween costume idea
halloween costume idea
goths need dating apps, too
goths need dating apps, too
mario kart haiku
mario kart haiku
bonk
bonk
does whatever a spider can
does whatever a spider can
there’s just nothing like it
there’s just nothing like it
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
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Words
Words
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!