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Curse you Snapple cap!

Curse you Snapple cap!
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!
My barista is deaf.
My barista is deaf.
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
Dieting
Dieting
Dog Shower Thoughts
Dog Shower Thoughts
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
National Park Service
National Park Service
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
This vvvvv good guy is coming with me
This vvvvv good guy is coming with me
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
Dear mom and dad
Dear mom and dad
You+keep+using+that+word.
You keep using that word.
Deal+with+it.
Deal with it.
Horton+the+Hipster.
Horton the Hipster.
Celebrity+stunt+doubles.
Celebrity stunt doubles.
Join the conversation
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
How+much+does+a+hipster+weigh%3F
How much does a hipster weigh?
I+must+go.+My+swing+needs+me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+more+awkward%26%238230%3B
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+wanna+be+a+nugget%21
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
You+decide+what+kind+of+world+this+is.
You decide what kind of world this is.
Just+because.
Just because.
You+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+cut+me+off%21
You didn’t have to cut me off!