My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she's ashamed of me... I want the world to see!

Outstanding PR move.

Outstanding PR move.

They also judge your design choices…

They also judge your design choices…

HODL all day.

also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.

also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.

Incredible, edible, dip cup.

Incredible, edible, dip cup.

Be the neighbor…

Be the neighbor…

Heart diesease is no joke, also…

Heart diesease is no joke, also…

When life mimics art.

When life mimics art.

Logic is hard.

Well, they’re not wrong…

Well, they’re not wrong…

The frogs dance at twilight.

The frogs dance at twilight.

German engineering at it’s best.

German engineering at it’s best.

That’s pretty specific.

That’s pretty specific.

Noodling the law.

Noodling the law.

Burn them all.