Mom, stahp.

this is ibs

the safest way to travel my ass

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

and the cat never returned

the good times will come

sorry to bother you

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

you’ve already used that password

does anyone object?

it’s literally just fabric

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

slept through the apocalypse

um…….. the gills i think

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!