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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

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I am orally fixated on your rocks.

I am orally fixated on your rocks.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

This is the most accurate Best Korea move.

This is the most accurate Best Korea move.

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

Gandalf went to club med.

Gandalf went to club med.

Containerize your life.

Containerize your life.

I once was lost, but now am found.

I once was lost, but now am found.

UV injection trials have officially begun.

UV injection trials have officially begun.

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

With all of our branches combined; Tree.

With all of our branches combined; Tree.

Enjoy the wee ones.

Enjoy the wee ones.

Never go 100 percent good boy.

Never go 100 percent good boy.

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!