It’s as good as free real estate!

your lab instructor is a furry

audiobook idea

it’s a depresso

she was talking to the dog

yardstick is precious

become ungovernable

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

the internet us undefeated

tortoise relocation boom

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

give me your best conversation stoppers

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

refuse to lose

witch of the waterfall

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom