Feeling Lucky?

I think I found the one

I think I found the one
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
b a d t h
b a d t h
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
The taters were fecking RAWWW
The taters were fecking RAWWW
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Join the conversation
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
No+shame.
No shame.
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!