Maybe I should try humpback…

Getting sick sucks.

Message received.

People feel sensations in different parts of their bodies when they experience emotions

When God Gives You Lemons Give it To Bernese.

Who’s ready for spring?

Ok but why do you have a pet skunk?

Gatorade Me!

Life at a Pop-tart factory.

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Pizza is forever.

Send me words of encouragement.

Be nice to everyone.

Nerdgasm.

Reasons to be a scientist.

Meet Sgt. John Bold.