pistachio supremacy

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

avoiding people in public is exhausting

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

emotional support alligator

sea urchins love hats

the “cool” police

mephisto signing off off of zoom

there’s no way a home made this soup

live laugh lobotomy

i live at the zoo now

ode de febreeze

he had too many balls in the air

all my problems can be blamed on astrology