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Keep doing what you’re doing!
Keep doing what you’re doing!
I have a chemistry joke but it won’t get a reaction
I have a chemistry joke but it won’t get a reaction
Open that shop next to the club!
Open that shop next to the club!
Luckily, this cat looks pretty alive
Luckily, this cat looks pretty alive
dad’s staring vibe
dad’s staring vibe
Thank God I don’t talk much…
Thank God I don’t talk much…
Yes, but with more cursing
Yes, but with more cursing
dads be like:
dads be like:
Drive me crazy
Drive me crazy
horribly accurate
horribly accurate
10 funny memes to boost your serotonin
10 funny memes to boost your serotonin
need an antisocial mode button
need an antisocial mode button
Always when you need it
Always when you need it
I need to adopt this thinking
I need to adopt this thinking
I thought everyone does this
I thought everyone does this
You+should+see+our+Defense+dept%2C+though%26%238230%3B
You should see our Defense dept, though…
Didn%26%238217%3Bt+he+get+the+memo%3F+No+such+virus+in+Russia%26%238230%3B
Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…
Isolation+journal%3A+day+54
Isolation journal: day 54
Broken+hearts+and+hungry+tum+tums%2C+circa+1938
Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938
Join the conversation
Desperate+times+call+for+desperate+measures+%28with+wings%26%238230%3B%29
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
Know+your+audience.
Know your audience.
The+ultimate+clap.
The ultimate clap.
Hell+hath+no+fury+like+a+pigeon+scorned.
Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.
I+should+steal+a+boat%26%238230%3B
I should steal a boat…
%26%238216%3BWorld%26%238217%3B+Health+Organization%2C+in+a+nutshell.
‘World’ Health Organization, in a nutshell.
Not+today%2C+please.
Not today, please.
Cherry+blossoms+are+lit.
Cherry blossoms are lit.