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Somebody must take watch…

Somebody must take watch...
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
mind blown
mind blown
Calmly plotting your demise
Calmly plotting your demise
He became his legacy. Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Needs more salt
Needs more salt
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
retired firehoses
retired firehoses
justice served
justice served
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Join the conversation
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
Every+time%2C+all+the+time.
Every time, all the time.
OK+John+if+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+game+you+want+to+play%26%238230%3B
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
Yeah%2C+but+not+you%26%238230%3B
Yeah, but not you…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
Bring+it+back%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam
Bring it back, ma’am
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
Positive%5Bly%5D+wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.