Feeling Lucky?

*plays “Apologize” by one republic*

omg
omg
okay, i have a gun because i’m an american
okay, i have a gun because i’m an american
what weird mood messed with your algorithm?
what weird mood messed with your algorithm?
down to farm sustainably
down to farm sustainably
blessed food
blessed food
turtle power!
turtle power!
never gonna give you up
never gonna give you up
you almost had me, hugh mann
you almost had me, hugh mann
this is me
this is me
let’s talk about Russia
let’s talk about Russia
it was only a kiss. it was only a kiss
it was only a kiss. it was only a kiss
because reasons…
because reasons…
we all need friends who offer burritos in times of need
we all need friends who offer burritos in times of need
text your ex!
text your ex!
i’m going on a trip
i’m going on a trip
fireballed
fireballed
must+have+had+a+great+furst+term%21
must have had a great furst term!
mmm+the+smell+of+naval+supremacy
mmm the smell of naval supremacy
the+midas+touch
the midas touch
Join the conversation
consider+that+a+%26%238220%3Bno%26%238221%3B
consider that a “no”
the+sad+reality+of+gofundme
the sad reality of gofundme
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+turn+into+Meowmes+%28%2B+Ember+tax%21%29
10 Funny Cat Memes to turn into Meowmes (+ Ember tax!)
hmm+yes%2C+I+need+this+dishsoap+despite+having+a+full+jug+at+home
hmm yes, I need this dishsoap despite having a full jug at home
might+be+the+truest+work+words+i%26%238217%3Bve+ever+heard
might be the truest work words i’ve ever heard
fender+spender
fender spender
your+did+it
your did it
i+sneak-a+da+meatball
i sneak-a da meatball