Feeling Lucky?

*calls lawyer with the good news*

*calls lawyer with the good news*
the cherry was meh
the cherry was meh
10 Scottish Tweets that Prove we Live in Different Worlds
10 Scottish Tweets that Prove we Live in Different Worlds
woe is me
woe is me
10 English Language Fails that Lead to Entertaining Results
10 English Language Fails that Lead to Entertaining Results
that’s a nope from me
that’s a nope from me
i hope the outcome is pawsitive
i hope the outcome is pawsitive
just car-rotten luck
just car-rotten luck
honesty has never been more truthful
honesty has never been more truthful
silently praying for it to go through even though you know you have enough money
silently praying for it to go through even though you know you have enough money
the tools of the trade
the tools of the trade
bourgeois birb
bourgeois birb
a time for self love
a time for self love
dad’s got a point
dad’s got a point
uh..yes…that thing you said…
uh..yes…that thing you said…
“anonymity is the opening to self expression” or something like that
“anonymity is the opening to self expression” or something like that
lithium%2C+something+in+the+way%2C+and+smells+like+teen+spirit
lithium, something in the way, and smells like teen spirit
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
Join the conversation
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair
this+is+why+we+need+educational+reform
this is why we need educational reform
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering