please be *garlic hummus

Go home, pigeon

Go home, pigeon

Chance of rain on Tinder

Chance of rain on Tinder

We’re not close anymore.

We’re not close anymore.

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

You wanna talk about Father’s day?

That’s not AI.

That’s not AI.

Build the wall.

Build the wall.

Forward thinking

Forward thinking

Thanks Dad.

Made me s m i l e

Made me s m i l e

Not interested in the slightest.

Not interested in the slightest.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

If you don’t have one, it’s you.

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Should have had it sorted this time around…

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.

His sign may be smaller, but his message is much bigger.