please repeat like i’m in fifth grade

Comfort.

This is my life now…

Dude, this is the last time…

People at modern art museums…

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Rosetta’s triangular orbit about comet 67P.

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Shark Week, commence!

Where will you be?