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just a little squeeze, please

just a little squeeze, please
let me take your jacket
let me take your jacket
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
make sure she can hear you
make sure she can hear you
rip ipod
rip ipod
choose your nickname
choose your nickname
when someone tickles your neck
when someone tickles your neck
roomba on the run!
roomba on the run!
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
if you haven’t already, one day you will
if you haven’t already, one day you will
i’ve made a terrible mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
okay, but this is expert level parking
okay, but this is expert level parking
smol cat holding toe beans
smol cat holding toe beans
good enough
good enough
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.