Not the brightest snowflake on the mountain…

Not the brightest snowflake on the mountain...

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Don’t even say hi

Don’t even say hi

This person really needs to play Smash

This person really needs to play Smash

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

justice served

Is this true?

mind blown

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul