Never bother a sitzed cat.

Never bother a sitzed cat.

Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.

Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.

Turtles got the short end of the beach.

Turtles got the short end of the beach.

Love thyself royally.

Love thyself royally.

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Crossed wires, and all that jazz.

Thank you, bruv.

Thank you, bruv.

The true power of social media.

The true power of social media.

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Your pry bar has no power here…

Your pry bar has no power here…

Some might even say it’s revolutionary.

Some might even say it’s revolutionary.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Manipulate the news.

Manipulate the news.

X Games circa ages ago.

X Games circa ages ago.

Stop touching me.

Stop touching me.

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

Cross country Tesla #nostopping

I’m something of a collector.

I’m something of a collector.