You are better off than you know.

Do not disappoint the man!

Awww, the Whitehouse is all synced up 🔴

Full responsibility, you say…?

This is for you, in particular.

Be Cute Together

This is the future. This is the way.

Mexico just started requiring warning labels on food and drink product with excessive sugar, calories, or sodium. #ketchupUSA

Biker bro’s but maybe also just let him move PRN?

Reflexes, good. Priorities, bad.

WAIT A MINUTE!

Worth it, IMHO.

Goats do strange things with angles.

Dude! What does mine say?!

Oh, there you are, Elizabeth.

Sling the dogs.