About to have your mind blown, kid.

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Purely Professional

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Sharia could get it

Canadian Snow Syrup

Mash it.

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Amazon Season, basically

My greatest fear

#BanChildren

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

I feel mislead.

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940